NoGa boating headquarters.
John, AB4GK, looking for Pickett's antenna wire.
"Come over here John and I will let you unwind this pull cord"
"See you can't use the EZ-Hang (tm) winder with the fragile cardboard core"
"I think I have the wire but I can't hold on to this little bitty tree"
"Here we go; just a little bit of NoGaEnGiNeeRinG"
"I'll bring you the end of the antenna Pickett...! WHOOPSIE..!"
"That's funny; I got this EZ-Hang (tm) to work last time without any instructions.
"NO, NO.. Don't let go of your end. I swear Sam Billingsley told me that this antenna would work"
"I know you can't see the display or the S meter but I am conserving my internal battery"
"Oh my gosh; here comes that guy making the big wake again..!"
"You are right; get the sling shot ready"
"Just a little closer now; we want to show you what a yellow sinker looks like..!"
"Do you really think those peanuts will increase your "Q" count..??"
"Waddya mean tight, Mike Boatright said that curve acts like a parabolic reflector."
Tom: "I brought the green wire today to match the Spring foliage. I use the brown wire in Winter. Mike Branca told me that a color coordinated antenna gets out better.!"
Pickett: "I think John has the antenna now Tom so go ahead and slam it into reverse"
"Do we go right or left of that big island??"
"What island..?"
"Wow; that boat dock must have cost more than my cottage..!"
"No Tom; I'm not giving you any more directions..!"
"All of this shore line looks the same from the water"
"Didn't we come by here 20 minutes ago..?"
"See Tom; I told you what a bear does in the woods"
"I told you we should have gone to the left"
"Give us this day our daily bread; and help us get back to the boat club"